- Your husband finds his mustache comb stashed under the drum carder.
- Your husband gets yelled at for picking up what he calls "dust bunnies" but are actually your rovings.
- All your pets flee in terror from a brush or a comb.
- You want to show your friend your fleece room and half way up the stairway she stops on the landing and exclaims "Are you sure you don't have a sheep living up here?"
- Your husband keeps threatening to trade the only Shetland ewe you have for a ball winder and you refuse.
15 hours ago