You Know You're a Spinner When....

• Your husband finds his mustache comb stashed under the drum carder.
• Your husband  gets yelled at for picking up what he calls "dust bunnies" but are actually your  rovings.
• All your pets flee in terror from a brush or a comb.
• You  want to show your friend your fleece  room and half way up the stairway she stops on the landing and exclaims  "Are you sure you don't have a sheep living up here?"
• Your husband keeps threatening to trade the only  Shetland  ewe you have for a ball winder and you refuse.